Holden

Irresponsible, unaccountable and uncontrollable

A teacher’s worst nightmare

There is no other

Boy like you.

You are

Limited edition

Sarcastic, ironic.

You’re a critic.

Picking on everyone’s

Flaws

Liar and a sadist

Complains about everything

Never tries to achieve anything

Do you care about

Your future?

Booted from Elkton Hills, Whooten School and Pencey

Which school

Is the next?

Failing four out of five subjects

A very bright future

I see